Seriously where the fuck have all these sales calls came from? its like a spate of morons calling up looking for someone looking to flog the Next-Best-Thingâ„¢.
My boss is now off on the sick, his road trip to Germany for his new fancy Trike has knocked him back to suffering from the dreaded lurgy.
The Senior Manager Brian is on an away day with the rest of senior management, so isnt available. (its that bad, he has his mobile turned off, as I discovered) This means that I am the only person available this week to do anything, as everyone else is sick or off on holidays.
I also now have to deal with the wallies upstairs, the finance and accounting package is playing up and they come crying to us, and when we tell them to contact the supplier of said package for the support they shout about having, they get grumpy. Scrap that they are phoning the supplier, its now an irate user who cannot manage a simple password reset in Windows 
You cant win at times.
I wonder if going on a toe-curling, blood hungry rampage using a plastic spoon as a deadly weapon would be beneficial?
(note: they should include plastic spoons into the deadly weapon range, you ever seen how easy it is to scoop out a heart with one? 
)
Or maybe taking a week’s holiday would be better…
